(no Im not singing Cristina Aguilera, just being polite mkay but if you just sang that to yourself – well done!!)
Taking this opportunity to send extremely warm Christmas wishes to you and everyone you hold dear.
Look to the person at your left and squeeze them….ow! goddam it why do I always get left with the weirdo?
Jokes (and restraining orders) aside, it’s the Christmas season and I, for one am very lucky that I have just a big bunch of lunatics to call my friends. I know it sounds harsh but seriously, these guys are idiots. When I say I’m the sane one you know you need to be worried.
I am aware that I am very lucky in the friend and family department – (the bedding dept not so much) ba dum dum chhh!
To everyone that I’ve met this year, and those Ive known for far too long, I wish you as much love as Mariah Carey wishes she could still squidge herself into that santa outfit.
Get over it M.
Anywhoo – I’m not great at the advice for no other reason than I’ve been single for 5 years and I live with my parents, but if you have that one person you need to hi 5 right now then let them know. If they are anything like my friends they have no idea what your talking about and will make you leave.
Merry Christmas and (as my friend Kim said when we were very drunk)
God Bless Us Every One!! xx
Lots of Love