By clicking on this page you are either incredibly bored or you are furious that I have used a picture without your permission.
I do not have permission to use any of the pictures I post on this website. The majority of them come from a simple Google search and I have tried to link back to the original owner where possible.
If you are the genius that has created a picture that I have used and would like me to take it down please email and I will do so.
The book covers that are in my home page and How I Met Your Father posts are books that I have genuinely read by wonderfully funny women. I urge you all to buy them and you can find links to them here.
If you are a publisher of the said books and want me to take down the images please let me know – and may I say how lovely you are looking today.
Any picture I use is with the best of intentions. Please don’t sue me, okay?
The quotes on my own “autobiographies”, Well, That Was Painful and Oh Balls, It Happened Again are a figment of my overactive imagination and are in no way, shape or form to be taken seriously. Apart from the one by my mum. She actually did say that.