For Auld Lang Syne!

Wow!

I am genuinely impressed with myself that I am dressed as I am writing this (sorry boys).  Not only that but it is also mid-afternoon and I am 100% sober AND I have not had any chocolate today.  I am sat eating a chunk of Christmas ham but in my defence, I cooked it and it is delicious!

Cooked like Nigella only without the heaving bosom and inappropriate licking of spoons

Cooked like Nigella only without the heaving bosom and inappropriate licking of spoons.

In case you have been wondering where I have been hiding for the past week or so, I have managed to divide my time equally between the pub, the fridge and my bed so if you haven’t been in any of those places then chances are we have not crossed Christmassy paths.

Believe me – if someone had been in my fridge you guys would be the first to know!

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Ladies, Gentlemen

(no Im not singing Cristina Aguilera, just being polite mkay but if you just sang that to yourself – well done!!)

Taking this opportunity to send extremely warm Christmas wishes to you and everyone you hold dear.

Look to the person at your left and squeeze them….ow! goddam it why do I always get left with the weirdo?

Jokes (and restraining orders) aside, it’s the Christmas season and I, for one am very lucky that I have just a big bunch of lunatics to call my friends.  I know it sounds harsh but seriously, these guys are idiots.  When I say I’m the sane one you know you need to be worried.

I am aware that I am very lucky in the friend and family department – (the bedding dept not so much) ba dum dum chhh!

To everyone that I’ve met this year, and those Ive known for far too long,  I wish you as much love as Mariah Carey wishes she could still squidge herself into that santa outfit.

If a dog could speak

If a dog could speak

Just saying.

Get over it M.

Anywhoo – I’m not great at the advice for no other reason than I’ve been single for 5 years and I live with my parents, but if you have that one person you need to hi 5 right now then let them know.  If they are anything like my friends they have no idea what your talking about and will make you leave.

Merry Christmas and (as my friend Kim said when we were very drunk)

God Bless Us Every One!! xx

muppets

If you haven’t seen this film we will never be friends

Merry Christmas

Lots of Love

Soph xx