Please accept my most sincere and humble apologies for the lateness of this post. Yes, I know I should have done it on Friday and I’m sorry that the anticlimax ruined your weekend. I will strive from this point onwards to rebuild your faith in me and know that I am deeply sorry for the pain I have caused you.
Okay – let’s move on.
Oops, sorry, I guess I should have warned you about that before you fell off your chair.
Are you ok?
Your surprise at my declaration is mildly irritating but you are forgiven. No you did not misread me. This is happening – my first ever blog about fashion. Before you know it pigs will be flying and Taylor Swift will be able to end a relationship without writing a ballad.
I am a horrible person. I happily judge other people for doing things that I have done, am going to do or wish I had the balls to do.