Bonsoir mes Chers Lecteurs! Ca va?
Okay – that is the extent of my written French. I am a fluent speaker, and by fluent I mean some brie and a bottle of vin rouge and I think I am Coco Chanel when I probably sound like the policeman from Allo Allo: Continue reading
Hi there stranger!
Yes I’m starting another post with another apology but sod it , we both know you’re going to carry on reading so let’s just bypass the fact I haven’t written anything since June and move on with our lives.
I can’t decide if that hippo is cute or pervy but either way, I hope you are well.
Evening! Sorry I apologise for my freshness. I’ve not been in work today.
Oy! stop pelting fruit at me, its not my fault!
No, my Sibling who I personally think is the best Sibling ever, bought me tickets to see The Lion King at the Palace last night. I had the foresight to book the day off.
Thanks! I know I’m a genius.
Hang on – MENSA is on the phone.
“hmmm…yeah…oh, I see….sorry….”
Ok, I’m not a “genius” but screw it Im not the one who has been in work today – you are!
Me after my experiment with heated rollers
What do you get when you cross 30 chicks, 1 hen, 7 drag queens, copious amounts of wine and a British seaside town?
The answer: A flippin’ great weekend and, if you are me, the flu.
This is actually us – Hen Jen is on the table. I am hiding somewhere on the left.