How’ve you been?
I’m not too bad thank you – yes I have lost a little weight how nice of you to notice! (I haven’t but you can’t see me so I can pretend)
I know this goes against every blogging rule in the book but it is safe to say that not much has happened this week aside from the above. I won’t be offended if you switch off here, maybe make yourself a brew, have a gander at Netflix. I promise I won’t get mad.
Right, now we’ve got rid of those hangers on, we can have a proper chat.